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Saturday's quote
"I see no need to win this debate, when I'm the one holding the gun."
- Sheriff Gunther, 1854 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"I like to dig for answers."
- Paleontologist H. Jefferson, 1867 A.D.

Monday's quote
"If you value knowledge, then you should value trees."
- Zurchen Buchmacher, 1984 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"A smile is more disarming any anything else, that's why I smile before I attack."
- Anonymous, (Unknown date)

Wednesday's quote
"I love packing my wood into boxes, but I'm afraid that if it gets too hot, the box will burn."
- Scout Leader Badger, 1972 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"The chain of command is a chain that I use to keep people in line."
- Dominatrix Sandy, 2013 A.D.

Friday's quote
"Wood is popping up all over, I'm glad I came here."
- Ranger Keith, 1979 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"There is no world out there, better designed for humanity, than Earth."
- Evolution 101, 2004 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Just keep moving and you'll stay warm."
- Eskimo Pickup Lines, 1985 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Be an unsung hero, not a braggart."
- Col. Evenston, 1708 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"You can't get around a circle."
- Illustrator P. Onny, 1990 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"We celebrate anniversaries in a desperate attempt to fight off our inevitable failing memories."
- Failed Greeting Cards, 2011 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Ug. The pounding! I'm soaking wet. Cursed rain!"
- Sandra Shivers, 1987 A.D.

Friday's quote
"I'm prepared for anything that ends well."
- Banker T. H. Eteller, 2012 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"Open doors are made to be closed, to keep out the riffraff."
- J. Pillar Edwards Jr. IV, 1960 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Temper your soul, like you temper steel, with bouts of intense stress followed by moments of cool release."
- John Smith, 1203 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Battles are won by the troops, but paid for by the masses."
- Sen. Applebee, 1894 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"Happy times come from happy endings."
- R. Pelser, 1982 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"Look for truth in everything that is said, who knows, you might get lucky."
- Ernest Shire, 1907 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Space is an empty void, absent of everything, including humor, so put that suit on right!"
- Lar Thiegy, 1989 A.D.

Friday's quote
"I guess I'd be willing to pick a man up, if I was stronger."
- Hidden Confessions, 1996 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"A well fired arrow is worth a good knight any day."
- Baron Goldolff, 1677 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Team strength is formed from individual weakness."
- Tamau, 988 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Only a fool fights for a fallen man, and only a wise man finds a way to save them."
- Hank Mann, 1990 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"Do not hide behind a mask, hide in plain sight, for no one doest knowest thee."
- Archaic Insults, 2003 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"One should rule with an iron fist, unless you have a titanium one ready."
- Gen. S. Anders, 1971 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"You can't just stop, once you get going you have to keep going until the wood comes down."
- Lumberjack Gillian, 1934 A.D.

Friday's quote
"Pretend that the customer is always right, it's the only way to get through the day."
- Manager Tim Bar, 1982 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"You can only tell that you're trying things that are hard enough when you fall."
- William Step, 1938 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Do no pull out your sword until you are ready to use it."
- Sir Le Piore, 1790 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Never sow your oats too near your home."
- Farmer Dan, 1866 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"Of course I love tea bags, with them, I know where everything is, and without them stuff just gets all over."
- Mandy Snow, 2007 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"We look for ways to waste our time, and yet we're always busy."
- CEO R. V. Merdic, 2001 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"A perfect circle has not beginning or end, therefore it cannot exist."
- Div Demal, 1900 A.D.

Friday's quote
"One can never leave someone who has legs and is persistent."
- Al Kerts, 1888 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"The sky is a beautiful tapestry, but it's very difficult to paint."
- Capt. Williams, 1946 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"It all just seems like an endless cycle of consume and extrude."
- Mindy, 1990 A.D.