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Friday's quote
"I can see the stars, and all I needed was a telescope."
- Quotes from Stalkers, 1998 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"Sometimes you have to ask yourself why you do the things you do for work, and unfortunately you also have to listen to the answer."
- Life Coach K. Logan, 2002 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"Do not break anything you are not willing to fix."
- Master Lao, 1877 A.D.

Monday's quote
"Time eventually tears down all walls, you just have to wait."
- Fe Ling, 233 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"Why are intelligent people so often depressed?"
- Franz Geltshlitz, 1987 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"You might not be able to tell, but I spit upon your rainy day."
- Insults Gone Awry, 1960 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Oddly, I've only once ever seen a swinger on a swing."
- Tim Sermann, 1984 A.D.

Friday's quote
"Why do we wage war when our genetics tell us to survive?"
- Col. Quilf, 1975 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"Losing things is the easiest skill to master."
- Coach Masters, 2009 A.D.

Sunday's quote
"You might say that one's central point of circulation is where their heart lives."
- Dr. Jerric MD, 1910 A.D.

Monday's quote
"There is nothing more familiar than a memory and more unknown than the past."
- Dr. Edward G. Lump, 1899 A.D.

Tuesday's quote
"I can't say that I command responsibility, it's more like responsibility commands me."
- Adm. Drake, 1921 A.D.

Wednesday's quote
"I know you'll eat me if I'm a zombie, but would you mind just nibbling on me a little before then?"
- Sally, 2012 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Borders mean nothing to a man without a map."
- Ranger Tsau, 1329 A.D.