comic dialog: Panel 1
Caption: "Merry Christmas." He said, as he gave them gifts with disdain.
Panel 2
Caption: They received two empty boxes, and one with a train.
Panel 3
Caption: "Only one of you was good, guess who it was. It was Jane."
Panel 4
Caption: "Eh. I now have a paycheck, forget these gifts and forget this [profane]."
Bachelor pad Gary
ZzzzzZZZZzzzzz Ahhhhhh! Sleeping in. Jen's gone back home for the holidays, so I've got the pad to myself. Time to party like it's 1999. Huh... actually, 1999 wasn't that exciting a year for me.. maybe I'll just catch up on some sleep.