comic dialog: Panel 1
Mr. Sir "Lucky" Woodland Underbush Stick the third: Well, hello everyone. As you can tell, I'm still alive.
Panel 2
Mr. Sir "Lucky" Woodland Underbush Stick the third: As you can probably also tell, my "amazing" creator is off somewhere without me.
Panel 3
Mr. Sir "Lucky" Woodland Underbush Stick the third: So, he's left me here to entertain you, with a story about little Bow Peep and what she did with those sheep...
Panel 4
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