comic dialog: Panel 1
George: We need to get these burgers across the river to the party.
Tom: I have an idea.
Panel 3
Caption: The next year.
Fred: As you all know, the party this year has been moved to California. We tried throwing the burgers, but they didn't make it. We need a means of making the burgers transport themselves.
Panel 4
Smithy: Um... they're burgers. They don't transport themselves
Tom: But they did last year.