Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Wednesday's quote "necessity is the mother of death for the unprepared" - Shelly Arrun, 1604 A.D.
Thursday's quote "Any answer to the meaning of everything changes the instant the universe decides to cope with another decision." - Quantum Mechanics, a love/hate relationship, 2008 A.D.
Panel 1
Man behind the panel: Be funny!
Sound effect: Ba-ZAM!
Panel 2
Man behind the panel: I said, BE FUNNY!
Sound effect:Ka-POW!
Panel 3
Man behind the panel: Why aren't you being funny?!
Sound effect: Bu-PLOINK!
Panel 4
Man behind the panel: NO! NO! TURN THAT CAMERA OFF! IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE PANEL!
The funny tap has run dry until I sleep again Gary
Sorry faithful readers, I'm all out of funny for today, perhaps it will come back as I sleep. In fact, I'm pretty sure I was smacked with the stick of depression today, as I thought about reality. Just a point you might want to keep in mind, don't think about reality. If ignorance is bliss, then compartmentalization is a great narcotic, but every so often, reality decides to punch you in the face to wake you up. It's ok. I'll probably be fine tomorrow, back to compartmentalization of my thoughts about reality, instead of seeing massive quantities of it at once. Back into the hole Cthulhu, you cuddly octopus you! I need not see the whole of reality in which you exist any longer, or something like that.