comic dialog: Haven’t you ever heard of blue ranch?
Panel 1
Jane: Oh god, that salad smells horrid! What's on it?
Jacob: Just ranch dressing.
Panel 2
Jane: THIS EXPIRED IN 1999!
Panel 3
Jacob: Oh. I wondered why this tasted a little like death.
Panel 4
Jacob: Make that, a lot like death.
Sound effect: THUMP!
Gary
Well, I'm uploading this early, since I'll be in Vegas all weekend for a Supernatural convention. So, in case I'm delayed or dead, you all at least have a comic on this Monday. I got the idea for this comic when I started looking at expiration dates on the cans of things we had in our pantry, while we were packing to move in to our new place. Some of the dates were rather scary, and some of the items probably expired and should have been thrown out before our last move.