Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Friday's quote "but I digress, as you already know, societal constraints and requirements are not true constraints, but rather are just a series of coordinated lies that we all agree to follow" - Misch Oller, 1533 A.D.
Saturday's quote "Up. Down. Left. Right. You're directions mean nothing in space." - Captain Adam A. Lamerican (astronaut), 1990 A.D.
Sunday's quote "I don't have the pigment to paint." - Misconstrued Comments of Famous Painters, 1964 A.D.
comic dialog: Don't worry, each and every fake quote will be brilliant, so brilliant, you'll find yourself using them every day in normal conversation.
Panel 4
Caption: Taking a hiatus to work on quotes
Ravenous "Rambly" McRambler Gary
Assuming I make it back to Denver and don't just pass out from complete exhaustion, there will be a new three Js comic. Currently, Jane just got back from a "date" with Samuel. They both drank a lot, so they may or may not know/remember that it was called a date. Also, Jacob has lost more of his grip on reality and he constantly plays with himself. Well... a mini doll of himself. So far, we don't know where it came from. Will the mystery ever be uncovered? Will Jane an Samuel every actually figure out what's going on? Will I actually finish my story arcs? Will I be offered eighty ba-zillion dollars for an unspeakable act? Will Star Trek ever make another good move? Will the Avengers movie make me fall to my knees to praise its unholy awesomeness? Will I ever stop asking stupid questions and get some sleep so I can think straight again? Will my muscles ever recover from class? Only time will tell people. Only time will tell.